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[melodiouspacifist]

You've reached Demyx.

I'm taking a nap.

Enjoy the sounds of my sitar, I'll get back to you sometime, whenever.

Comments

[youfool]

Oh, let it be a surprise for both of you! Whatever it is, just act as natural as you always do.

[It's a gift card for "Sexy Kat's Lingerie"; normally he'd disapprove of any establishment that sultry, but the puzzle had been done and the prize won. He had to use it for something.]

Ahah, don't be silly Demyx. Of course it's the present day!

[rimshot]

Let me know how it goes, won't you?

[melodiouspacifist]

No I know that, I mean, why would I give her a present?

[He's just confused.]

Uh, yeah I guess.

[youfool]

[An odd question that receives an odd head tilt. He can do that too.]

...well, is there any reason not to give her a present?

[melodiouspacifist]

I wouldn't ever give her one, and she's been acting weird.

Will this help?

[youfool]

Oh. Goodness, that's disconcerting. Why ever not? I should think you'd do so at least on each other's birthdays or Christmas.

[Uh oh. Is his ship on the rocks?]

Weird? How so?

[melodiouspacifist]

I don't know when my birthday is, and I doubt she knows hers.

[If she does, he doesn't know it.]

I don't like Christmas, Santa is a jerk.

[He pouts, it's a story Ted, don't ask.]

She's being nice to me. That's weird. I don't understand it.

[youfool]

Heh, shows what you know! Hers is April seventh. Put it to memory, now.

[As if Ted would let him forget. There's a mild frown at Demyx's holiday antipathy, but it gets replaced by a snicker quickly.]

Ahaha, did he put coal in your stocking? I wouldn't be surprised. Assuming you're talking of the real Santa, and not an impostor-

[Yes, that implies Ted's met fake holiday figures. Don't ask.]

-then what you're describing is impossible. "Santa" is a way of saying "saint"; that's as far from a "jerk" as one could possibly be. Well, unless you're a heretic or something.

[ARE YOU A HERETIC, DEMYX!?]

Ahaha, well, she does have her heart back. Doubtless she's trying to put it to good use.

[Also because she wuuuuvs u but Ted won't mention that.]

If that's the case, why not be nice in kind? That present could be just the thing.

[melodiouspacifist]

[He snorts softly.]

I'm not gonna remember that.

Yeah yeah, Santa is a jerk, he wouldn't bring me any presents. Someday I'll get him back.

[Demyx, no, that won't help any. Santa won't respond to threats.]

Ugh, saints, don't get me started on that.

[He's a huge heretic, Ted.]

It's weird, but okay, I'll give it to her.

[youfool]

[Demyx it's like you're not even trying for this OTP. Oh well; good thing he's here to try enough for both of you!]

I'd advise the other thing, unless you'd like to occupy a permanent spot on his naughty list.

Eheh, I won't, for anything you "start" on hagiography I'll be more than happy to finish.

[Don't mess with the saints Demyx, or he'll talk them up so fast it'll make your mullet spin.]

Wonderful! Remember, I've naught to do with any of this. The exchange may just as well have never happened. I look forward to hear about her reception in the meantime. Good afternoon! [He waves and trots off, feeling very pleased. May Cupid's arrows strike true.]