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melodiouspacifist) wrote2017-10-31 09:55 am
melodiouspacifist) wrote2017-10-31 09:55 am
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You've reached Demyx.
I'm taking a nap.
Enjoy the sounds of my sitar, I'll get back to you sometime, whenever.
You've reached Demyx.
I'm taking a nap.
Enjoy the sounds of my sitar, I'll get back to you sometime, whenever.
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[Audio]->[Action]
[Ted's not a hard man to spot. Just look for the
horribleeccentric dresser. Once he spots a certain cultish robe...]There you are! I figure this place, suited as it is for busking, might be familiar to you. But now to more important matters. Here.
[He fishes from his pocket a colorfully wrapped rectangle.]
That's for you. In a way. Rather, it's for you to give to another. You must be the giver that keeps on giving. Don't open it yet!
[Action]
[He smiles, but when the rectangle is held out to him he looks confused, and the cryptic riddle doesn't help.]
Uh. What are you talking about?
[He's so confused.]
Re: [Action]
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[Because honestly, he'd never give her a present. Why would he?]
I don't think it's a present day.
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Oh, let it be a surprise for both of you! Whatever it is, just act as natural as you always do.
[It's a gift card for "Sexy Kat's Lingerie"; normally he'd disapprove of any establishment that sultry, but the puzzle had been done and the prize won. He had to use it for something.]
Ahah, don't be silly Demyx. Of course it's the present day!
[rimshot]
Let me know how it goes, won't you?
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[He's just confused.]
Uh, yeah I guess.
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[An odd question that receives an odd head tilt. He can do that too.]
...well, is there any reason not to give her a present?
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Will this help?
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Oh. Goodness, that's disconcerting. Why ever not? I should think you'd do so at least on each other's birthdays or Christmas.
[Uh oh. Is his ship on the rocks?]
Weird? How so?
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[If she does, he doesn't know it.]
I don't like Christmas, Santa is a jerk.
[He pouts, it's a story Ted, don't ask.]
She's being nice to me. That's weird. I don't understand it.
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Heh, shows what you know! Hers is April seventh. Put it to memory, now.
[As if Ted would let him forget. There's a mild frown at Demyx's holiday antipathy, but it gets replaced by a snicker quickly.]
Ahaha, did he put coal in your stocking? I wouldn't be surprised. Assuming you're talking of the real Santa, and not an impostor-
[Yes, that implies Ted's met fake holiday figures. Don't ask.]
-then what you're describing is impossible. "Santa" is a way of saying "saint"; that's as far from a "jerk" as one could possibly be. Well, unless you're a heretic or something.
[ARE YOU A HERETIC, DEMYX!?]
Ahaha, well, she does have her heart back. Doubtless she's trying to put it to good use.
[Also because she wuuuuvs u but Ted won't mention that.]
If that's the case, why not be nice in kind? That present could be just the thing.
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I'm not gonna remember that.
Yeah yeah, Santa is a jerk, he wouldn't bring me any presents. Someday I'll get him back.
[Demyx, no, that won't help any. Santa won't respond to threats.]
Ugh, saints, don't get me started on that.
[He's a huge heretic, Ted.]
It's weird, but okay, I'll give it to her.
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[Demyx it's like you're not even trying for this OTP. Oh well; good thing he's here to try enough for both of you!]
I'd advise the other thing, unless you'd like to occupy a permanent spot on his naughty list.
Eheh, I won't, for anything you "start" on hagiography I'll be more than happy to finish.
[Don't mess with the saints Demyx, or he'll talk them up so fast it'll make your mullet spin.]
Wonderful! Remember, I've naught to do with any of this. The exchange may just as well have never happened. I look forward to hear about her reception in the meantime. Good afternoon! [He waves and trots off, feeling very pleased. May Cupid's arrows strike true.]